Friday 11 May 2012

Texting by David Cameron: a simpleton's guide

LOL = Lots of love

ROFL = Really Osborne? Fuck Livingstone

LMAO = Louise Mensch Attacks Osborne


PMSL = Peter Mandelson Sniffs Lube

MILF = Moronic, Imbecilic Liberal Fuckwits

LMFAO = Let Miliband Fake Another Orgasm

OMG = Osborne Must Go

FML = Fuck! More Liberals

IDK = Leader of the Tory Party before Michael Howard

HMU = Harman, Minge Underpants

PROPS = Papers Report Our Party's Shit

WBU = Would Boris U-turn?

KK = One k short of my immigration policy

SUP = Skinner Ups Pressure

WDYMBT = Why Don't You Mash Boris's Testacles?

IYKWIM = If You Know Why I'm Moronic

FWIW = Fucking Women In Witney

IDC = Is Dorries Clueless?

WWJD = What Would Johnson Do?

BGT = Boris's Got Talent

SOZ = It's All The Fault Of The Last Labour Government

WTF = Wanting Thatcher's Funeral

NSFW = Nick Suffers From Wind

ROFLMAO = Rang Obama For Lessons Managing Apparent Omnishambles

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