ROFL = Really Osborne? Fuck Livingstone
LMAO = Louise Mensch Attacks Osborne
PMSL = Peter Mandelson Sniffs Lube
MILF = Moronic, Imbecilic Liberal Fuckwits
LMFAO = Let Miliband Fake Another Orgasm
OMG = Osborne Must Go
FML = Fuck! More Liberals
IDK = Leader of the Tory Party before Michael Howard
HMU = Harman, Minge Underpants
PROPS = Papers Report Our Party's Shit
WBU = Would Boris U-turn?
KK = One k short of my immigration policy
SUP = Skinner Ups Pressure
WDYMBT = Why Don't You Mash Boris's Testacles?
IYKWIM = If You Know Why I'm Moronic
FWIW = Fucking Women In Witney
IDC = Is Dorries Clueless?
WWJD = What Would Johnson Do?
BGT = Boris's Got Talent
SOZ = It's All The Fault Of The Last Labour Government
WTF = Wanting Thatcher's Funeral
NSFW = Nick Suffers From Wind
ROFLMAO = Rang Obama For Lessons Managing Apparent Omnishambles
