Charles Windsor, the heir to the throne and perennial interferer in things he knows little about, hit the headlines twice in the past week talking about scientific matters - something he really knows nothing about.
Charlie boy has started flogging a detox product as part of his Duchy range of over-prices products.
Professor Edzard Ernst took umbridge at the Prince's decision to sell a detox product which, as anyone with half a brain knows, are based more on hope and superstition than science. Professor Ernst stated that he felt the heir to the throne was exploiting a gullible public for financial gain. He stopped short of calling him a crook though it was pretty much implied.
A few days later, Charlie Windsor was quoted speaking in Brazil about climate change. Let's ignore the hypocrisy of the carbon footprint from him, and his oh so essential entourage, flying to South America, to discuss climate change and look at his words:
"If we once more redouble our efforts to unite the world in meeting perhaps its greatest and most crucial challenge, then we may yet be able to prevail. And thereby to avoid bequeathing a poisoned chalice to our children and grandchildren we only have 100 months to act."
Loosely, his speech was based in fact, derived from science, with the addition of some pointless scaremongering, but, on the whole, he is using science for a positive purpose. And the science he is using is accurate.
So why does Charlie Windsor listen to scientific evidence on one issue but totally ignore it on another?
Why be scientific about climate change but a quack when it comes to his detox product and other alternative medicine nonsense?
Is it that he picks and chooses to suit his own prejudice? Yes, probably. Might it be that he is too stupid to know science from quackery? Yes, after all, his university place was, like his future role, more to do with his mother's reproductive system than any skill or knowledge or wisdom.
I hope someone sues Mr. Windsor for his fraudulent products. Yes, they would be showing their own stupidity for having bought it in the first place but, hopefully, it might stop this con artist and bring about a public debate about the role of this manipulative parasite on society.
Saturday, 19 November 2011
OPINION: We shouldn't get a warm glow from telethons
Yesterday, the BBC's Children in Need set a new first day fundraising record raising £26 million from all sorts of activities. Lots of praise has followed from celebs (all very keen to promote their latest book or song) and online in places like Twitter.
But, really, isn't it a disgrace that, in 2011, telethons are seen as a normal way of raising money for things which ought to be there, provided by the state?
Let's put it into a bit of context. £26 million is considerably less than the £40 million cost of the civil list (money given to the Queen) each year and, when put into contrast with the £202 million total cost of the royal family, it makes you wonder what 21st century Britons' priorities are. Why not scrap the irrelevant and anachronistic monarchy and use that money to fund hospices, youth centres, medical research, etc.
Then let's look at taxation. We (Britons) seem to expect everything without paying more tax. This is moronic on a level that only George W Bush could equal. We NEED to pay more taxes in order to find essential services - and it's not simply a case of the rich paying more, we all need to pay a bit more. In return, we'd have a better society. Doesn't that make sense? Isn't that what the majority want?
If every tax payer in the UK paid an extra one pound per week in tax (hardly enough to bankrupt anyone) it would raise over £2 BILLION pounds each year. Yes, I'll say that again, £2 BILLION - that makes yesterday's £26 million seem rather pathetic doesn't it? It shows how greedy and selfish many Britons are.
But, of course, Children in Need's trump card last night was to keep repeating that all monies donated would go to UK-based projects and charities. Yes, the xenophobic, if not racist, card. Nigel Farage must have been grinning to himself all day.
The poverty and suffering experienced by British children is nothing in comparison to the poverty and suffering of children in the Third World but, oh no, Children in Need, unlike Comic Relief, is only helping the children in a country who can well-afford to eliminate poverty and suffering affecting its own children overnight.
Anyone who watched the hours of inane nonsense last night shouldn't feel a warm glow but a deep embarrassment that they, like me, live in a society that puts greed and self above caring for others and sharing resources.
Any good Prime Minister should be embarrassed that telethons like Children in Need are providing essential services in a nation that can easily afford to fund those services, but I wonder if Cameron cares. I'm fairly sure he doesn't. Not do the vast majority of politicians in Westminster.
The time has come for a new Britain, with new priorities and an egalitarian outlook. If there is any compassion in this country then last night should be the last ever Children in Need. Sadly, I doubt it will be. There are too many who just don't care.
Remember, £1 per week from every taxpayer would raise over £2 BILLION pounds per annum. Imagine, with that as a starting point, how quickly the UK, and then the rest of the world, could be transformed.
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See also: http://pimpmycadence.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-don-want-to-give-to-charity.html
But, really, isn't it a disgrace that, in 2011, telethons are seen as a normal way of raising money for things which ought to be there, provided by the state?
Let's put it into a bit of context. £26 million is considerably less than the £40 million cost of the civil list (money given to the Queen) each year and, when put into contrast with the £202 million total cost of the royal family, it makes you wonder what 21st century Britons' priorities are. Why not scrap the irrelevant and anachronistic monarchy and use that money to fund hospices, youth centres, medical research, etc.
Then let's look at taxation. We (Britons) seem to expect everything without paying more tax. This is moronic on a level that only George W Bush could equal. We NEED to pay more taxes in order to find essential services - and it's not simply a case of the rich paying more, we all need to pay a bit more. In return, we'd have a better society. Doesn't that make sense? Isn't that what the majority want?
If every tax payer in the UK paid an extra one pound per week in tax (hardly enough to bankrupt anyone) it would raise over £2 BILLION pounds each year. Yes, I'll say that again, £2 BILLION - that makes yesterday's £26 million seem rather pathetic doesn't it? It shows how greedy and selfish many Britons are.
But, of course, Children in Need's trump card last night was to keep repeating that all monies donated would go to UK-based projects and charities. Yes, the xenophobic, if not racist, card. Nigel Farage must have been grinning to himself all day.
The poverty and suffering experienced by British children is nothing in comparison to the poverty and suffering of children in the Third World but, oh no, Children in Need, unlike Comic Relief, is only helping the children in a country who can well-afford to eliminate poverty and suffering affecting its own children overnight.
Anyone who watched the hours of inane nonsense last night shouldn't feel a warm glow but a deep embarrassment that they, like me, live in a society that puts greed and self above caring for others and sharing resources.
Any good Prime Minister should be embarrassed that telethons like Children in Need are providing essential services in a nation that can easily afford to fund those services, but I wonder if Cameron cares. I'm fairly sure he doesn't. Not do the vast majority of politicians in Westminster.
The time has come for a new Britain, with new priorities and an egalitarian outlook. If there is any compassion in this country then last night should be the last ever Children in Need. Sadly, I doubt it will be. There are too many who just don't care.
Remember, £1 per week from every taxpayer would raise over £2 BILLION pounds per annum. Imagine, with that as a starting point, how quickly the UK, and then the rest of the world, could be transformed.
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See also: http://pimpmycadence.blogspot.com/2011/10/i-don-want-to-give-to-charity.html
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Friday, 18 November 2011
REVIEW: The Awakening (15)
Ghost stories seem to be all the rage in Hollywood at the moment, if the trailers that preceded the showing of The Awakening I went to are anything to go by. Several others are about to be released, including the long-awaited movie version of The Woman in Black which stars Daniel Radcliffe.
I like ghost stories, so was keen to go to see The Awakening and, contrary to the rather harsh critical reviews I've read since, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's got scares and mystery, some red herrings, a bit of romance and a twist that I don't believe anyone can predict.
Rebecca Hall (possibly my new favourite actress, usurping Karen Gillan) plays Florence Cathcart, a skeptic author and hoax revealer. She is approached by Robert Mallory (played by Dominic West), a teacher from a boys boarding school, who believes his school may have a real ghost and the ghost has murdered a pupil.
Florence sets up a series of tests to attempt to expose the ghost as yet another hoax and is aided by Maud, the school's housekeeper (played by Imelda Staunton).
Both Rebecca Hall and Dominic West are tremendous in their roles, while Imelda Staunton plays, well, Imelda Staunton yet again.
The other star of the movie is Lyme Park, the National Trust property that can be found between Stockport and Buxton, which serves as the location for the vast majority of the film. Lyme Park isn't a stranger to being a location for film and television having provided, perhaps most memorably, the lake in his Colin Firth swam in the BBC's 1995 television production of Pride & Prejudice. (if you're visiting the Peak District or Manchester I'd thoroughly recommend a visit to Lyme Park).
I'm not sure why some critics have been so scathing and I'm also not sure why the movie was given a 15 certificate from the BBFC. There's nothing more extreme or scary than anything you'd find in the later Harry Potter movies, though there are two moments of nudity (both done very tastefully).
If you like ghost movies, this is well worth seeing and, if you don't, there's nothing too extreme or gory and might be worth a try.
I like ghost stories, so was keen to go to see The Awakening and, contrary to the rather harsh critical reviews I've read since, I thoroughly enjoyed it. It's got scares and mystery, some red herrings, a bit of romance and a twist that I don't believe anyone can predict.
Both Rebecca Hall and Dominic West are tremendous in their roles, while Imelda Staunton plays, well, Imelda Staunton yet again.
The other star of the movie is Lyme Park, the National Trust property that can be found between Stockport and Buxton, which serves as the location for the vast majority of the film. Lyme Park isn't a stranger to being a location for film and television having provided, perhaps most memorably, the lake in his Colin Firth swam in the BBC's 1995 television production of Pride & Prejudice. (if you're visiting the Peak District or Manchester I'd thoroughly recommend a visit to Lyme Park).
I'm not sure why some critics have been so scathing and I'm also not sure why the movie was given a 15 certificate from the BBFC. There's nothing more extreme or scary than anything you'd find in the later Harry Potter movies, though there are two moments of nudity (both done very tastefully).
If you like ghost movies, this is well worth seeing and, if you don't, there's nothing too extreme or gory and might be worth a try.
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MUSIC: Bad Girls Go To Hell
This week, I composed a new piece for string quartet (or string orchestra).
It's a fiery piece and not for the faint-hearted!
It's just under 4 minutes in duration.
Follow the links below to listen to a MIDI file or look at the score.
Click here for a MIDI file
Click here for a PDF of the score
If you'd like parts please email me or leave me message.
It's a fiery piece and not for the faint-hearted!
It's just under 4 minutes in duration.
Follow the links below to listen to a MIDI file or look at the score.
Click here for a MIDI file
Click here for a PDF of the score
If you'd like parts please email me or leave me message.
Monday, 14 November 2011
Do you want your iPhone 4 to have a Christmas look?
Here's a case I've designed to give an iPhone 4 a Christmas look!
Click here
Also, click here for an iPhone 4 case ideal for musicians.
And click here to see a forest design.
And click here for purple spots!
And click here for red spots!
PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFTS!!!
Click here
Also, click here for an iPhone 4 case ideal for musicians.
And click here to see a forest design.
And click here for purple spots!
And click here for red spots!
PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFTS!!!
2012 CALENDARS
Robert Steadman's 2012 Calendar
2012 Derbyshire Calendar
2012 England Calendar
2012 Art Calendar
Christmas cards are available by clicking here and here
2012 Derbyshire Calendar
2012 England Calendar
2012 Art Calendar
Christmas cards are available by clicking here and here
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PHOTOGRAPHIC CHRISTMAS CARDS
Here are some Christmas cards I'm selling through my Red Bubble site:
Snowman
Icicles
Snowmen and Santa Clauses
Snowy Buxton
Paper Chain with Heart
Snowy trees
Christmassy Leaves
Paper Chain with Painting
Silver Baubles
Baubles
Tree in the Snow
And then there's my KEEP CALM cards...
Snowman
Icicles
Snowmen and Santa Clauses
Snowy Buxton
Paper Chain with Heart
Snowy trees
Christmassy Leaves
Paper Chain with Painting
Silver Baubles
Baubles
Tree in the Snow
And then there's my KEEP CALM cards...
15 FACTS ABOUT THANKSGIVING (or everything you never wanted to know on the subject)
1. Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the USA (in Canada it's celebrated on the second Monday in October).
2. On December 11, 1620 the Pilgrim Fathers landed at Plymouth Rock but by autumn (fall) of 1621 only half survived. These survivors decided to have a feast to show they we thankful for still being alive.
3. The Pilgrims had sailed across the Atlantic Ocean from England in order to escape religious persecution in England on their ship, the "Mayflower".
4. The Pilgrim Fathers brought beer with them on the Mayflower.
5. The Wampanoag Indians taught the Pilgrims how to cultivate the land.
6. Governor William Bradford, organised the first Thanksgiving feast and invited the Wampanoag Indians to attend; around ninety came along including their chief, Massasoit.
7. The first Thanksgiving celebration lasted three days.
8. The first national Thanksgiving Day Proclamation was issued by President George Washington in 1789 and again in 1795.
9. The State of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day an annual custom in 1817.
10. In 1827, Sarah Josepha Hale started a campaign and,as a result, in 1863 Thanksgiving was observed as a day for national thanksgiving and prayer.
11. On 3rd October 1863, Abraham Lincoln issued a 'Thanksgiving Proclamation' officially setting aside the last Thursday of November as the national day for Thanksgiving.
12. In 1939, Franklin D. Roosevelt made Thursday before last of November as Thanksgiving Day in order to make the Christmas shopping season longer and help stimulate the economy, but in 1941, Congress passed an official proclamation declaring that Thanksgiving would be observed annually as a legal holiday on the fourth Thursday of November.
13. Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird of the USA but Thomas Jefferson disagreed. It is thought Franklin then named the male turkey as 'tom' to spite Jefferson.
14. Californians eat more turkey than people from other states.
15. The annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade began in the 1920s.
2. On December 11, 1620 the Pilgrim Fathers landed at Plymouth Rock but by autumn (fall) of 1621 only half survived. These survivors decided to have a feast to show they we thankful for still being alive.
3. The Pilgrims had sailed across the Atlantic Ocean from England in order to escape religious persecution in England on their ship, the "Mayflower".
4. The Pilgrim Fathers brought beer with them on the Mayflower.
5. The Wampanoag Indians taught the Pilgrims how to cultivate the land.
6. Governor William Bradford, organised the first Thanksgiving feast and invited the Wampanoag Indians to attend; around ninety came along including their chief, Massasoit.
7. The first Thanksgiving celebration lasted three days.
8. The first national Thanksgiving Day Proclamation was issued by President George Washington in 1789 and again in 1795.
9. The State of New York officially made Thanksgiving Day an annual custom in 1817.
10. In 1827, Sarah Josepha Hale started a campaign and,as a result, in 1863 Thanksgiving was observed as a day for national thanksgiving and prayer.
11. On 3rd October 1863, Abraham Lincoln issued a 'Thanksgiving Proclamation' officially setting aside the last Thursday of November as the national day for Thanksgiving.
12. In 1939, Franklin D. Roosevelt made Thursday before last of November as Thanksgiving Day in order to make the Christmas shopping season longer and help stimulate the economy, but in 1941, Congress passed an official proclamation declaring that Thanksgiving would be observed annually as a legal holiday on the fourth Thursday of November.
13. Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be the national bird of the USA but Thomas Jefferson disagreed. It is thought Franklin then named the male turkey as 'tom' to spite Jefferson.
14. Californians eat more turkey than people from other states.
15. The annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade began in the 1920s.
Sunday, 13 November 2011
KEEP CALM - It's not too late to buy your Christmas Cards
Here's a range of Christmas cards....

Click on each title below to see the image and to order.
Bah Humbug and Get Pissed
Bah Humbug and a Merry Christmas
Bah Humbug and Pass the Port
Keep Calm and Drink the Sherry
Keep Calm and Get Pissed
Keep Calm It's Nearly New Year
Keep Calm and remember It's Only Once A Year
Keep Calm and Pass the Port
Keep Calm and Play Charades
Keep Calm and Pull a Cracker
Keep Calm and Eat Your Sprouts
Keep Calm and Play Nicely
Keep Calm and Roll the Dice
Keep Calm and Sing Carols
Keep Calm and Sit on Santa's Knee
Keep Calm and Stuff Yourself Senseless
Let me know if there are other messages you'd like.

Click on each title below to see the image and to order.
Bah Humbug and Get Pissed
Bah Humbug and a Merry Christmas
Bah Humbug and Pass the Port
Keep Calm and Drink the Sherry
Keep Calm and Get Pissed
Keep Calm It's Nearly New Year
Keep Calm and remember It's Only Once A Year
Keep Calm and Pass the Port
Keep Calm and Play Charades
Keep Calm and Pull a Cracker
Keep Calm and Eat Your Sprouts
Keep Calm and Play Nicely
Keep Calm and Roll the Dice
Keep Calm and Sing Carols
Keep Calm and Sit on Santa's Knee
Keep Calm and Stuff Yourself Senseless
Let me know if there are other messages you'd like.
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Saturday, 12 November 2011
X factor is just fraud
An hour before the phone vote closed: Amelia Lily was announced as having been tied back in.
X factor is fraud.
It has to be removed from television and those responsible sued.
If you don't believe it type "Amelia Lily voted back n" and notice the time it was posted.
21.30 - the link has been removed... Waiting for the live show announcement - but it's already been decided.
21.53 - Amelia Lily is voted back on! Wuelle surprise!!
FRAUD!
X factor is fraud.
It has to be removed from television and those responsible sued.
If you don't believe it type "Amelia Lily voted back n" and notice the time it was posted.
21.30 - the link has been removed... Waiting for the live show announcement - but it's already been decided.
21.53 - Amelia Lily is voted back on! Wuelle surprise!!
FRAUD!
65 things I hate
This is a list of the things I think the world could do without, because I hate them.
1. The Monarchy - really, in the 21st century, what is the justification for selecting a head of state by which birth canal someone passed?
2. Adverts during movies on TV - it's just so irritating, particularly if they're at totally random moments
3. Paul McCartney - he makes my skin crawl - smug and arrogant, prides himself on his ignorance of musical notation and there are major questions to be answered as to who really wrote his various "classical" compositions
4. Religion - all superstitions - based on lies, it's the biggest fraud in the world - used the manipulate, control and abuse - truly evil
5. Honours - I have no issue with honours given for genuine achievement but people who accept knighthoods, OBEs, MBEs, etc. in the name of the British Empire - ugh! The British Empire was an appalling institution that abused its position of power around the world
63. Imagine by John Lennon
64. Patrick McLoughlin, MP - my local MP and Chief Whip for the Conservatives - he used to claim £400 per month groceries without producing a receipt and also flipped his house to rip off the tax payer
Some are more major than others but I find all of them abhorrent:
2. Adverts during movies on TV - it's just so irritating, particularly if they're at totally random moments
3. Paul McCartney - he makes my skin crawl - smug and arrogant, prides himself on his ignorance of musical notation and there are major questions to be answered as to who really wrote his various "classical" compositions
4. Religion - all superstitions - based on lies, it's the biggest fraud in the world - used the manipulate, control and abuse - truly evil
5. Honours - I have no issue with honours given for genuine achievement but people who accept knighthoods, OBEs, MBEs, etc. in the name of the British Empire - ugh! The British Empire was an appalling institution that abused its position of power around the world
6. The Military - pure evil - arms trade, politicians, soldiers, sailors, airmen
7. People who argue against racism/sexism but, in reality, are only proposing a different bigotry - in this category I would include those who support Harriet Harman's faux-feminist leanings
8. Manchester United and, very specifically, Alex Ferguson
9. Positive discrimination - there is nothing positive about positive discrimination - it is just discrimination
11. Reality TV shows and the way they now dominate the TV schedules - sure, have a singing competition but does it really need 2 hours of Saturday prime time AND an hour on a Sunday?
12. Tories
13. The need for speed - thosepeople who refuse to stick to speed limits and see it as an infringement on their civil liberties rather than a safety measure
15. Using less when it should be fewer and using fewer when it should be less - Alexander Armstrong on Pointless is the worst offender in the world!! Less sand, fewer grains. Less beer, fewer pints!
16. Unions - they don't unite they divide and, increasingly, they play politics rather than simply represent workers
17. Phone in shows where dullards and bigots are given airtime - just cut them off
20. People who think it's cool to be thick, common, ignorant - the TOWIEfication of society
21. Mis-used apostrophes - it's really not that hard to learn when and when not to use an apostrophe
23. Victoria Derbyshire's Radio 5 show - inanity and soft questioning are queen
25. People who can't debate properly
26. Tailgaters - just get back you idiot!
28. Cold-callers - even as a member of the Telephone Preference Service we still get cold-callers trying to sell us stuff, so intrusive
29. Angling - cruelty masquerading as sport - let's rip apart a fish's mouth then throw it back in the water!
31. Red poppies - not the real flowers (they're lovely), the ones sold by the British Legion for remembrance but increasingly a symbol of jingoism
32. The normalisation of gambling - its gradually become a normal part of life, slot machines everywhere, discussed on radio - it's a stupid thing to do and should be banned
33. Excessive street markings and road signs - also too few (roundabouts that don't give a clue) - there are way too many signs and too many markings. They spoil the countryside in particular.
34. That song from Titanic - the ship deserved to sink if that's the song it is now best remembered for
35. People who read your blog but comment on Twitter or Facebook rather than on the blog
36. Christmas - there's nothing wrong with a mid-winter festival but why have one based on a lie, an historical event that never happened that celebrates someone who never existed
37. The clocks being changed - twice a year they're put forward or back - why? Choose one time and leave it alone all year
38. Andy Parsons - his presentation is just horrible - lots of his jokes are quite good but he wastes them with his grating voice and demeanour
39, Party Politics and the whip system - all MPs should be individuals voting freely on all issues
40. People who do Follow Friday for ALL the people they follow on Twitter
41. Nationalism/Jingoism and having to be British - I just don't get why anyone would be proud to be any nationality - the root of all the wars not caused by religion
42. Meat - there's no need to kill animals for humans to survive - our teeth are herbivore's teeth (small incisors) not those of meat-eaters
43. Inverted snobbery - people from working class who have irrational hatred of things like Oxbridge
44. The right-wing press - Daiky Mail, Daily Express, Daily Telegraph, The Sun, etc.
45. Intelligent Design - when the Christian church realised that the creationist lie wasn't accepted by sane people they tried to con people with I.D. - just as much a fraud as creationism
46. Popular culture that masquerades as art - the worse excesses include people who claim Eminem is the new Shakespeare or that if Mozart were alive today he'd be composing pop songs
47. Windows computers - it's very simple, they're not as good as Apple (who they continually mimic several years late)
48. Memory (from "Cats") - awful, awful, awful whining
49. Shaving - really hate shaving - I wish there was a permanent way to stop the hair growing
50. Facial hair - "Never trust a man with facial hair" - and always be concerned about women with facial hair!
51. TV shows that continually tell you what's already happened - this particularly happens on Channel 4 lifestyle shows like Location, Location, Location and anything fronted by Sarah Beeny
53. Pet dogs - they're just stupid, smelly, shit machines
54. Disney Stores - so much plastic tat, it makes IKEA seem environmentally friendly
55. Boozy Brits - not just the binge drinkers and clubbers lying in gutters on a Saturday night but those who arrive somewhere and instantly want to know where the bar is
56. Unchained Melody - just dreadful song that keeps being covered
57. The dumbing down of education - what hope for the future when the UK's education system is aimed at the average student (at best)
58. Answering back - I just can't tolerate it
59. Capitalism - time and time it fails but, because the banks rule the world, it keeps getting more and more chances
60. Theme Park rides - they make me feel sick
61. Pescetarians who claim they're vegetarians - if you eat fish you are not a vegetarian - it's very simple
62. Horse racing - it's animal abuse - doesn't matter if it's flat racing or jumps.
63. Imagine by John Lennon
64. Patrick McLoughlin, MP - my local MP and Chief Whip for the Conservatives - he used to claim £400 per month groceries without producing a receipt and also flipped his house to rip off the tax payer
OPINION: Soldiers aren't heroes
Soldiers aren't heroes, they're victims:
*Victims of incompetent politicians who would rather use bombs instead of words and gain jingoistic favour by tugging on the heart strings of societies lowest common denominators.
*Victims of the immoral arms trade who turn massacres and maiming into profits for shareholders.
*Victims of warmongering military leaders who use them, and, increasingly, the public as cannon fodder in their war games.
*Victims of a failing education system that provides few options for the less able and allows them to be brainwashed by regular visits from Army recruitment who lie about a glorious career.
There are no heroes in military uniform.
It's wrong to glorify their actions, their killing of civilians, their maiming of children. War cannot be justified.
At remembrance, weep for the waste of life, the loss of possibility, the destruction of families but, please, remember these soldiers were trying to kill and maim; that's their job so that the politicians can get a jingoistic boost, so that arms manufacturers can make a profit, so that the military can justify their existence and so that the education system has a dustbin for its failures.
There are no heroes in the military; just victims and aggressors.
*Victims of incompetent politicians who would rather use bombs instead of words and gain jingoistic favour by tugging on the heart strings of societies lowest common denominators.
*Victims of the immoral arms trade who turn massacres and maiming into profits for shareholders.
*Victims of warmongering military leaders who use them, and, increasingly, the public as cannon fodder in their war games.
*Victims of a failing education system that provides few options for the less able and allows them to be brainwashed by regular visits from Army recruitment who lie about a glorious career.
There are no heroes in military uniform.
It's wrong to glorify their actions, their killing of civilians, their maiming of children. War cannot be justified.
At remembrance, weep for the waste of life, the loss of possibility, the destruction of families but, please, remember these soldiers were trying to kill and maim; that's their job so that the politicians can get a jingoistic boost, so that arms manufacturers can make a profit, so that the military can justify their existence and so that the education system has a dustbin for its failures.
There are no heroes in the military; just victims and aggressors.
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Friday, 11 November 2011
RECIPE: Marmalade Bread & Butter Pudding
Ingredients
*25g butter, plus extra for greasing
*8 medium or thin slices of bread
*Enough marmalade to generously cover the slices of bread
*25g dried mixed fruit or sultanas
*2 teaspoons of cinnamon powder
*350ml milk
*50ml double cream
*2 medium-sized eggs (preferably free range)
*25g granulated sugar
*sprinkle of grated nutmeg
Preparation
1. Lightly grease a 1 litre pie dish with butter
2. Cut the crusts off the bread and halve into triangles
3. Spread butter and marmalade on one side of each triangle
4. In the bottom of the dish, layer the bread (butter/marmalade side up) then a layer of dried fruit plus a sprinkle of cinnamon. Repeat similar layers until all the bread is used
5. Warm the milk and cream over a low heat to just below boiling point.
6. Whisk together the eggs and 3/4 of the sugar
7. Stir together the milk and cream with the eggs and sugar - strain into a bowl
8. Pour the custard mix over the bread layers - sprinkle with a little nutmeg and sugar and leave to stand for half an hour
9. Preheat oven to 180C/355F/Gas 4
Bake
Bake for 30-40 minutes until the custard has set and the upper edge of the bread is golden-brown
*25g butter, plus extra for greasing
*8 medium or thin slices of bread
*Enough marmalade to generously cover the slices of bread
*25g dried mixed fruit or sultanas
*2 teaspoons of cinnamon powder
*350ml milk
*50ml double cream
*2 medium-sized eggs (preferably free range)
*25g granulated sugar
*sprinkle of grated nutmeg
Preparation
1. Lightly grease a 1 litre pie dish with butter
2. Cut the crusts off the bread and halve into triangles
3. Spread butter and marmalade on one side of each triangle
4. In the bottom of the dish, layer the bread (butter/marmalade side up) then a layer of dried fruit plus a sprinkle of cinnamon. Repeat similar layers until all the bread is used
5. Warm the milk and cream over a low heat to just below boiling point.
6. Whisk together the eggs and 3/4 of the sugar
7. Stir together the milk and cream with the eggs and sugar - strain into a bowl
8. Pour the custard mix over the bread layers - sprinkle with a little nutmeg and sugar and leave to stand for half an hour
9. Preheat oven to 180C/355F/Gas 4
Bake
Bake for 30-40 minutes until the custard has set and the upper edge of the bread is golden-brown
SOMETHING A LITTLE LIGHTER...
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OPINION: David Cameron is a lying hypocrite
OK, ok, I probably need to be more specific. There are many grounds on which David Cameron could be described as a lying hypocrite.
Look at him in that photo, helping to launch the Royal British Legion's annual Poppy Appeal. Clearly he cares about lives and suffering. Clearly, he wants to bring wars to an end. Clearly, he's a man of peace.
In the words of the best pantomimes, "Oh no he's not!"
David Cameron's Government are currently supporting a proposal to allow, once more, the use of cluster bombs, overturning previous international agreements.
Yes, this weekend he'll be putting on crocodile tears while he lays a wreath at The Cenotaph to mark Remembrance Sunday: he's already made a big fuss about FIFA's ban on the poppy on football shirts (and scored points with various unpleasant extremist groups such as the EDL, BNP and UKIP);he's probably attending the Festival of Remembrance at the Royal Albert Hall on Saturday night and made a big deal about the two-minute silence and it's observance on Friday; but, while he pretends to care about deaths and injuries caused in war he wants to overturn an international agreement and allow cluster bombs to kill and maim.
The “Convention on Cluster Munitions” (which became a binding international law in August 2010) bans anyone from stockpiling, using or transferring; virtually all existing cluster bombs and outlines a plan to clear up the remaining unexploded bombs. 108 countries signed it but the likes of the USA, Israel, Russia, China, South Korea, India and Pakistan (all major manufacturers and users of cluster bombs) are have not. They are planning a "less restrictive treaty". Cameron sees this as a great opportunity for British trade - we can sell them cluster bombs, we can sell them death and suffering!
Cluster munitions explode into multiple smaller bomblets that rain down on an enemy, or, very often, on a civilian population. Often, some of the bomblets don’t explode and they are liable to detonate at any time like a landmine leaving civilians killed or maimed.
The photo below is an example of what cluster bombs can do - I guess he's lucky to still be alive. If David Cameron gets his way, there will be many more children ending up like this... or worse.
I guess a man who fulfilled a UN policy to protect the civilians in Libya by leading operations that killed thousands of those same civilians isn't high on any moral ladder.
So, while he sheds his crocodile tears, just remember that Cameron and his wealthy mates in the Arms Trade are trying to increase the amount of killing and maiming by allowing cluster bombs to be manufactured and used again.
Perhaps, more shockingly, is that most of the leading High Street Banks, all having been bailed out by the British taxpayer and some part-owned by the British taxpayer, have supplied funds to those companies who want to manufacture cluster bombs.
David Cameron is a lying hypocrite. I'd go further, David Cameron is evil - we mustn't let him get away with it any longer.
Look at him in that photo, helping to launch the Royal British Legion's annual Poppy Appeal. Clearly he cares about lives and suffering. Clearly, he wants to bring wars to an end. Clearly, he's a man of peace.
In the words of the best pantomimes, "Oh no he's not!"
David Cameron's Government are currently supporting a proposal to allow, once more, the use of cluster bombs, overturning previous international agreements.
Yes, this weekend he'll be putting on crocodile tears while he lays a wreath at The Cenotaph to mark Remembrance Sunday: he's already made a big fuss about FIFA's ban on the poppy on football shirts (and scored points with various unpleasant extremist groups such as the EDL, BNP and UKIP);he's probably attending the Festival of Remembrance at the Royal Albert Hall on Saturday night and made a big deal about the two-minute silence and it's observance on Friday; but, while he pretends to care about deaths and injuries caused in war he wants to overturn an international agreement and allow cluster bombs to kill and maim.
The “Convention on Cluster Munitions” (which became a binding international law in August 2010) bans anyone from stockpiling, using or transferring; virtually all existing cluster bombs and outlines a plan to clear up the remaining unexploded bombs. 108 countries signed it but the likes of the USA, Israel, Russia, China, South Korea, India and Pakistan (all major manufacturers and users of cluster bombs) are have not. They are planning a "less restrictive treaty". Cameron sees this as a great opportunity for British trade - we can sell them cluster bombs, we can sell them death and suffering!
Cluster munitions explode into multiple smaller bomblets that rain down on an enemy, or, very often, on a civilian population. Often, some of the bomblets don’t explode and they are liable to detonate at any time like a landmine leaving civilians killed or maimed.
The photo below is an example of what cluster bombs can do - I guess he's lucky to still be alive. If David Cameron gets his way, there will be many more children ending up like this... or worse.
I guess a man who fulfilled a UN policy to protect the civilians in Libya by leading operations that killed thousands of those same civilians isn't high on any moral ladder.
So, while he sheds his crocodile tears, just remember that Cameron and his wealthy mates in the Arms Trade are trying to increase the amount of killing and maiming by allowing cluster bombs to be manufactured and used again.
Perhaps, more shockingly, is that most of the leading High Street Banks, all having been bailed out by the British taxpayer and some part-owned by the British taxpayer, have supplied funds to those companies who want to manufacture cluster bombs.
David Cameron is a lying hypocrite. I'd go further, David Cameron is evil - we mustn't let him get away with it any longer.
REMEMBRANCE: Anthem for Doomed Youth by Wilfred Owen
Kenneth Branagh reading Anthem for Doomed Youth
What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs,
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys, but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of good-byes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds
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REMEMBRANCE: Dulce et decorum est by Wilfred Owen
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.
GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
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